Jeremy Kyle
The shooting of Malala Yousafzai is one of the most despicable things that I have heard for a good while. What had she done? She was getting herself educated, and because of that the Taliban shot her in the head.

People ask me what our "blokes" are doing in Afghanistan? Well here is the reason... one of them anyway.

The Taliban are a bunch of losers that want to put the clocks back to the dark ages. To an age where stone-age man looked up at the moon and said, "What the fuck is that?"

All they care about is their quest to make the world a strict, by the book, their own version of Islam.

I have a great deal of time for Muslims having lived in a Muslim country for a number of years. I understand Islam and have read a lot of the Holy Koran. It is a wonderful religion that teaches tolerance and love. Some of the nicest people I have ever met have been Muslim Arabs. They are as far removed from the Taliban as Mother Teresa is to Jimmy Savile!

The soldiers will testify that the majority of Afghan people just want a peaceful life with their God and their families. The Taliban don't want that. They want chaos and control. They want to dictate what people do in the name of God. Shooting Malala was in the name of God eh?

Muslims all over the world are disgusted with them. Anyone in their right mind can see that this is a true sign of what these nutters want. No wonder our blokes want to get into them and sort them out.

All that little girl wanted was to better herself, not only that, I reckon she knew that she was pissing off these thugs. She'd been warned, she knew she was in danger, but she carried on in an effort to help her friends and to stand up before the world and say "You are wrong."

I pray to God that she will survive and be a lesson to all.

It's funny isn't it, as I type this, that self-serving idiot Jeremy Kyle is encouraging some low life uneducated specimen to argue with her worthless boyfriend in an attempt to amuse us all.

Does Kyle realise that at the same time as Malala is struggling for life in hospital, he is encouraging people who have neglected their education to rejoice in that fact and show us what morons we have in this country.

Think of that next time you feel a bit of Islamaphobia creeping up on yer!
Jeremy Kyle
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